break your arm
just break your fucking arm you piece of shit
What’s the difference between being hungry and horny?
where you put the cucumber
stop making villains so attractive it makes me question my morals or what’s left of them anyway
why is the mom telling her daughter she’s ready to shave?
why is the mom calling her daughter mom
I don’t use condoms ;)
not because i like to practice unsafe sex but because I never have sex
what if the new animal species we discover each year are actually being dropped off by aliens? like they have an over abundance of yeti crabs or something and so they brought some to earth because they knew we’d get a kick out of this
This is the cutest conspiracy theory I’ve ever heard
"omg girls my crush is coming"
"what should we do"
"just act normal"